It's Monday morning tomorrow. You've gotta work your shitty construction job at 6am. Your dog shit foreman will likely yell at you for being late cause you jerked yourself to death in the shower and lost track of time. To make matters worse, you just realized you missed Calamari's 2nd drop in two years...
You lack performance. Get a fucking grip on your life. GET MARI RITE WITH GOD.
NOTE: ORDERS FOR THOSE ASSOCIATED WITH EMERALD ISLE AND GOAT HILL PARK WILL BE PROMPTLY CANCELED
Twenty count 2 3/4 golf tees w/ Holographic MARI RITE sticker and